Tag: Latin

Slow down, Papi… Actually, who the hell am I kidding? Don’t slow down. I can keep up. Please keep taking off your clothes and gyrating on social media, Maluma.  The latest Instagram video of my internet husband and Madonna‘s muse is…causing a commotion? Anyone? Get it? It’s a Madonna song title. Look it up, kids.  Anyway, check out mi papi gyrate shirtlessly below, followed by some more of his Insta posts. I’m going to go take an ice bath. For a few days. ...