“Masturbation is homosexuality,” says Coach Dave. “You’re having sex with a man.”

A Christian crusader known as “Coach Dave” is preaching that men who masturbate are basically engaging in gay sex with themselves.

Dave Daubenmire, a former Ohio high school football coach who was sued by the ACLU for forcing his players to pray, now shares his biblical interpretations online through his own Pass the Salt ministry.

“Masturbation is homosexuality,” Daubenmire tells his followers in a recent video. “You’re having sex with a man. You get it? Now, you put images of a woman in your mind, but you’re having sex with a man. It’s where the devil will take us if we give him free reign in our minds.”

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The pro-Trump evangelist later compares the pleasurable “temporary releases” of orgasms and bowel movements. Verbal diarrhea indeed.

“Our public schools are rife with sexual deviancy,” Daubenmire writes in the video’s description. “Pornography is the root of a lot of these sexual problems. 90% of men are looking at porn, so it normalizes the abnormal. Our schools are being destroyed because men are completely consumed by sin in their sexual life.”

“Coach Dave” previously made headlines when he preached that Christians should be allowed to bully gay people. He has also claimed that gay people want to kill Christians.