‘If you don’t observe my non-birthday, it means you hate science’
All-American Boy singer Steve Grand birthday is today.
But the hunky singer is flying across the world to avoid it.
Grand turns 27 but in a tongue-in-cheek social media post, the openly-gay performer claims he isn’t.
Steve writes: Attention All: My birthday … is canceled.
I will remain 26 years old after Feb 28. No need to wish me “Happy Birthday” tomorrow as I will take off from LA at 10 pm (the 27th) and land at 8 AM on March 1st in Sydney.
Since I will not touch our planet for the entirety of the 28th, I will not turn 27.
It’s just physics, you guys. If you don’t observe my non-birthday, it means you hate science.
I’ll let you guys know when I’ve arrived safely in Sydney as a 26 year old.
It was in July 2013 when Grand’s self-financed All-American Boy hit YouTube and became a viral sensation.
He has since released a full album, several music videos and beefcake calendars.
The Chicago-based Grand also keeps up a tireless touring schedule that apparently only a 26 year old could endure.