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One straight guy couldn’t help but be impressed by his upstairs gay neighbors’ stamina….

When walls are thin, you’re going to hear what your neighbors are up to even if they’re having sex.

While some people might buy ear plugs, some are not exactly opposed to this idea.

One straight guy couldn’t help be impressed by his upstairs gay neighbors’ stamina.

Straight guy on upstairs gay neighbors: ‘One of them was like a machine.’

‘I had upstairs neighbors who were awesome,’ he wrote on YouTube.

‘Two 20-something guys, nice and clean cut, but I slept below their bedroom, and I heard what went on.

‘One of them was like a machine.

‘I used to lay awake in awe of this dude.

‘A constant rhythm, perfect sync, and I could tell he was hitting it deep for a good 30 minutes nonstop.’

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Eventually it got to a point where this straight guy couldn’t help but pleasure himself.

‘I fapped a couple of times. Not in a gay way,’ he said.

‘But in a gay or straight, if you heard this guy and his deep-pound-method, it’d amaze you like it amazed me.’

It turns out the guy really was a machine

But it turns out this guy was wrong.

‘Eventually, I realized that I slept below their kitchen, not their bedroom,’ he said.

‘And that I had fapped to the laundry on spin-cycle. And that they were probably just two straight guys that shared an apartment.’

Apparently he’s not alone in this mistake.

One person replied: ‘I️ had a similar experience except for the upstairs neighbor had a treadmill not a boyfriend.’

So it turns out a lot of people are having a very different kind of ‘good clean fun’. Who knew?