How much would it cost to turn a straight man gay for an evening? That’s what one Reddit user wants to know.
The post boldly asks:
Straight guys of Reddit, a gay man offers you $600 to have sex with him, would you? It would be a one time thing, easy cash.
And now, the responses…
“Condoms involved?” one guy asks. “Sure, why not. I pay my damn doctor to finger me once a year as it is. I dunno if I could maintain an erection long enough to do a guy well enough as a top though. Depends on the guy, I guess.”
“What kind of sex?” another inquires. “What would I have to do?”
“It would depend on the guy,” a third fella writes. “Like, I’m not attracted to guys, but there would be things that would make a guy more or less attractive. If he was fat, hairy and smelly I’d say no.”
Several guys said they’d consider it but felt the price was a little too low.
“No, not for that price,” one guy writes.
“$600 might be too little,” another adds. “At least like $1000, a verified test showing no STDs, and a promise that my colon wouldn’t bust open from something like that.”
“Not for $600,” a third man says. “Dream on.”
Others thought it was a great deal.
“Yes,” another one says. Then he stipulates: “But not penetrative.”
“I’d do it for that amount,” a third guy says. “No big deal.”
And then there were those who said no amount of money could ever buy their love.
“I don’t think so,” one man says. “I just don’t find men attractive. I appreciate a handsome man but I wouldn’t actually have sex with a guy. Even if I did I wouldn’t want to do it for money.”
“I’ve done some shady and wrong shit for money, but just can’t do the gay thing,” another adds.
So there you have it, folks.