And there are so many beautiful butts. All the butts.
You may remember the year 2016, and how your life was made much much better by the Red Hot calendar. Well, it’s about to be 2017, and the Red Hot calendar is BACK.
There are actually two calendars, because the universe is good. Red Hot: Exposed is here, and the Red Hot II art calendar can be found here.
And it looks like January will be hot enough to melt any lingering cold you may feel this winter.
Meanwhile, April is positively stacked with possibilities.
Are you even real, sir?
MAY you be interested in helping this ginger lad take a much-needed stretch?!
It’s for fitness, OK.
And you might need to bust out the hose in July, because it’s going to be a HOT ONE.
Summer truly can’t come soon enough.
Here’s a cool idea for a Halloween costume: a human blanket for Mr. October.
And I think we all know what we’ll want for the holidays in 2017…
…HINT: Mr. December wrapped in a bow, and the rest of the Red Hot calendar so I can live my best damn life.