We, at Meaws, have always suspected that homophobes have a lot of imagination in hands and that they may actually have an artist’s spirit. But we really wanted to know how a real homophobe thinks so we disguised as one. Then we went and interviewed a bunch of them and corroborated the results in some quite compelling conclusions. I have to admit, we had a real tough time not to laugh in some cases, because some of those people actually sounded pretty convinced with themselves. Which, when looking at the things that came out of their mouth, is only going to make you laugh even harder. Or cry, depending on what type you are.

interviews’ results
I have to admit, we had a real tough time not to laugh in some cases – baasdebeer.wordpress.com

All in all, we have received a lot of responses for the question “What are your thoughts regarding gays?” and over the course of several days we picked the most common spread opinions and made a stupidity top if you like. So let’s start with the conclusions:

  1. Gays are possessed

This is actually so common that we initially wanted to ignore. But then we thought that when something like this shows up in this day and age, in so many different people, you simply cannot ignore it. It actually tells something about a society. In this case, it says that society is dumb as fuck.

2. “If we allow gays marry, why not allow pedophiles marry with kids”

interviews’ results
This is something that my brain cannot process. – funnyjunk.com

I have to admit, this is not as stupid as the first point, but it has its fare share of dumbness. This is not the first time any of us have met this extremely non-intelligent argument and I, personally, have never understood the similarity between two grown men marrying and a pedophile abusing a child. This is something that my brain cannot process.

  1. “Today marry a man, tomorrow fucking a dog”

I swear this was an actual response coming from several distinctive individuals. It falls under the same category as number two only this one is a bit more idiotic. The Stupidity Meter has gone all the way through the fucking roof. I have to admit I never wanted to screw a dog. I guess this doesn’t make me a real homosexual, then.

4. Gays suck each other. Which is gross

interviews’ results
Yes, I know, the thing with the genitalia in other’s mouth is pretty sick – novelideas19c.wordpress.com

Yes, I know, the thing with the genitalia in other’s mouth is pretty sick. I guess this is the reason almost everybody does it. Regardless of their sexual orientation. You may have heard of the term “Oral sex”. It works like that.

  1. Gays have a bad influence in society

So basically you are afraid you may end up sucking a dick one day, don’t you? Because I don’t understand this argument aside from this point.

If you think these conclusions were exhaustive, you are completely wrong. We also had answers concerning certain spirits that need to be exorcised out of gay people and all sorts of nightmarish visions like this.

interviews’ results
You cannot simply be stupid nowadays. You need to be imaginative stupid. – befreetoday.com

We only focused on the most common ones. And these are enough to give us an idea. The conclusion? You cannot simply be stupid nowadays. You need to be imaginative stupid.