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Game Pokémon Go Is Officially Claimed to Be More Popular Than Internet Porn

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Have you already heard about new game Pokémon Go? After its recent release on July 6 it becomes more and more popular. Even popular than porn?

It was only a matter of time, but it took no time at all: Since its release, Pokémon Go has officially become more popular than Internet porn.

First it took over your Facebook feed. Then, it drank your friend’s souls. Now, it’s making pornography its little bitch.

Adult website xHamster.com reports the top search on their site is Pokémon porn.

“In the last 5 days we have seen a giant shift in porn searches,” says XHampster.com spokesman Alex Hawkins. “Our top searches which usually consist of ‘MILF,’ ‘Teen,’ and ‘Interracial’ have been replaced with ‘Pokémon,’ ‘Pikachu,’ ‘Hentai,’ and ‘Anime’. Anime has become our #1 accessed genre over the weekend with the booming popularity of Pokémon Go.”

And according to a statement from YouPorn:

“[YouPorn] is giving Pokémon Go its very own badge for its recent conquering of the internet, as well as the hearts and minds of Americans. In Pokemon you earn badges for defeating gym leaders. YouPorn concedes the Wood Badge to Nintendo for dethroning porn as a top search term.”

The implications are troubling. Perhaps even infuriating.

Congratulations @NintendoAmerica! You've broken the Internet. Pokemon Go is officially more popular than porn! pic.twitter.com/GrR1nUGV8p

— YouPorn Katie ? (@YouPorn) July 11, 2016

In further news: As a species, we now must grapple with the fact that Pokémon Go aficionados are using the decidedly phallic Diglett Pokémon, and using him towards their own devious ends: Namely, dick pics.