Tag: eggplant
This Boxer’s Bulge Intimidates His Opponent Before They Even Step Into The Ring
Talk about a heavy weight.
The weigh-in is a perfect time for a boxer to intimidate his opponent. There’s all the trash-talking, and you can strip down to cower them with your impressive muscles.
What we hadn’t heard of us what boxer David Allen did last weekend in London before his heavyweight bout against David Howe. Either Allen was blessed by God with a goliath member, or he stuffed his drawers with an eggplant.
Only, wouldn’t that put him in a different...
Man caught on bus masturbating with an eggplant up his butt
We really hope the eggplant was washed first
It all began very innocently in the story of how a man was caught masturbating with an eggplant up his butt.
There was a bunch of travelers on a long road trip in Thailand, with everyone either deeply asleep or engrossed in a book or their phones.
But one man, maybe bored out of his mind, decided to have a little fun to pass the time.
As the man moves to another seat, a rather...