Aunt: ‘God isn’t okay with gay marriage’ Me: ‘But he’s okay with your two divorces?’
Forcing yourself to relate to people that you’re actually related to is hard, and that’s what happens for a lot of people at Thanksgiving.
That dinner around the table with homophobic, biphobic or transphobic relatives is made even worse when you’re expected to shut up and keep the peace.
Well, sometimes you can’t keep quiet, and you’ve got to give a little back.
These people on Twitter have the right idea.
Uncle: So you got a girlfriend yet?
Me: No I'm gay#ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/dRGKqnr0fz— ryan ♥'s all (@ryannminajj) November 25, 2015
Family member: you still gay?
Me: you still a crack head?#ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/yRE4cTYc8H— ᴋɪʟʟᴀᴛᴡᴀᴛ ✨ (@SEND4MEEEEEEEEE) November 26, 2015
aunt: u still gay?
me: u still searching for ur fourth husband's child support?#ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/wsvjMDPs8h— Tré Melvin (@TreMelvin) November 25, 2015
Uncle: You still gay?
Me: you still hustling Grandma for money? #ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/ksrHpxeghz— Seph-whore-a (@juandelrey_) November 26, 2015
Auntie: I always knew you were gay
Me: Did you know your husband is too?#ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/VNcPAMcYF3— Landon (@thetangay) November 25, 2015
Aunt: "God isn't okay with gay marriage"
Me: "but he's okay with your two divorces?" #ThanksgivingClapBack— ICEE BITCH (@dev_ontheweb) November 25, 2015
Auntie: Being gay is sin. Get into god!
Cousin: Just like 5 baby daddies got into you? #ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/27BDMH08KW— Bougie Black Girl (@BougieBlackGurl) November 25, 2015
#lesbian #ThanksgivingClapBack
Uncle:"so wheres your little boyfriend?"
Me: pic.twitter.com/tMKjUAycX1— Bmøre (@HorstmanHaley) November 25, 2015
#ThanksgivingClapBack
Cousin: "You still gay?"
Me: "You still in 11th grade?" pic.twitter.com/dH4p5WJqz1— Jay?✍? (@JayTillerJr) November 25, 2015
Cousin: "You still in yo gay phase?"
Me: "You still living in auntie basement?" #ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/8urLxr90QN— вυηηу “Isaac is my king” нєη∂яιχ (@LocaLamb) November 24, 2015
Aunt: How's your gay phase going ?
Me : Stronger than your marriage #ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/EtWZGb60UY— ? emelysima (@simmply_emm) November 25, 2015