Ssshhtt! Quiet now as we creep nimbly through the brambles, and be mindful of leaves crackling underfoot, lest we frighten away the foundling…
Discovered in his natural habitat, the mysterious figure we’ll hitherto refer to as The Handsome Gardener is causing a minor sensation throughout the blurgosphere.
So, what do we know about this Gardener Of Earthly Delights? Well, nothing. He’s handsome. He gardens. He was filmed by a drag queen named Monica Moore, who decided to share his beautiful visage on Facebook.
Have a look for yourself. And don’t worry: absolutely none of this is even remotely creepy.
