‘I feel like I see you all the time’
Lets all stop and think for a moment about taking bae home for the first time to meet the parents.
It’s not easy for anyone.
But what if your very conservative Dad then recognized him – from the hordes of gay porn he watches?
That’s what this week’s Saturday Night Live dreamed up with the Golden Globe-winning host Sam Rockwell.
Rockwell, playing the conservative father Richard, met his gay son’s new boyfriend for the first time.
As you might imagine, it was an awkward experience.
‘I feel like I see you all the time’
Tim is running late with his boyfriend, who is going to meet his parents for the first time.
As the sketch starts outside as Marcus asks: ‘Do they know I’m a pornstar?’
A standard prerequisite check for all gay relationships about the meet the parents for the first time…
Going inside, conservative Dad Richard can’t get over all the places he thinks he’s seen his son’s new boyfriend.
Then this happens.
‘We’re giving a top-tier pornstar cookies’
Wine bottle in tow, and discussing tattoos – the boyfriend Marcus admits he has one.
But boy, does dad already know:
‘Don’t you have a couple of guns over your butt?
‘That’s it, you are a gay porn star. I feel so stupid!
‘We have a top tier pornstar in my house, we’re giving him cookies and I can’t believe I wore this shirt – to meet Marco ‘Pump-Good.
‘I have cuter shirts, just so you know.’
Going on to profess a more than adequate knowledge of porn brand Cocky Boys, what happens next is only to be expected:
