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I steal all of my tricks’ underwear. Am I a freak?
Hi Jake,I’ve been embarrassed to tell anyone about this, but I’m pretty sure I have a fetish. Whenever a guy comes over for a hookup, once the clothes hit the floor, I secretly hide his underwear in my bed. I grab it off the floor when he’s in the bathroom or not looking, and stuff it under the bottom fitted sheet against my mattress. When he gets dressed later, I feign utter confusion about where his underwear might have gone when he tells me he can’t find it, and pretend to help him look all over the room. Ultimately, he leaves without it and chalks it up to one of those weird unsolved mysteries. I’ve done this at least a dozen times with different guys. When I’m not hosting, I try to stuff the latest conquest’s underwear in my pocket on the way out the door. The reason I do this is because I find it such a turn on to collect them. They usually have a slight scent of worn man musk, and I find nothing hotter than a guy in his tight briefs (or jock strap). I now have a huge collection of these. Am I a freak?Calvin KlingDear Calvin Kling,You’re not a freak, but you are a thief.