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‘Riverdale’ said goodbye in the queerest, horniest way possible and the internet is absolutely shook
Riverdale would go out with a bang—or two, or three, or… four.*Spoilers ahead for the series finale of Riverdale*The CW’s sexy, modern riff on the classic Archie Comics characters started off as sort of “teen Twin Peaks” and became a cultural phenomenon, and then proceeded to jump every shark imaginable, stretching the bounds of reality to incorporate superpowers, musical episodes, zombies, and time travel. And honestly? It was camp!But, through it all, Riverdale‘s one constant was its fascination with getting everyone into bed with everyone else, frequently coupling and un-coupling different combinations of characters for the hell of it.