Hi Jake,I’m home for Christmas break, and something utterly horrifying has happened. I’m staying in my childhood bedroom, per usual, and the other night engaged in a little solo sesh.
This isn’t anything new — having some sexy “me time” usually helps the edge off being home. Only this time, my STEPFATHER WALKED IN ON ME!!!Subscribe to our newsletter for a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.No one has ever caught me doing this before, and I feel beyond embarrassed.
I thought had locked the door, but apparently it wasn’t latched all the way, so he just walked right in. In his defense, when I’m not home, which is most of the year, he uses the room as his home office, so I think he just forgot to knock. When he saw me, he immediately mumbled “OH!
Sorry!” or something and left, but I just feel so mortified.How do I deal with this situation now? I feel like if I don’t say anything, they’ll be an awkward elephant in the room, but I also don’t want to make an even bigger deal of it. At this point, I just want to disappear!Caught With My Pants DownDear Caught With My Pants Down,Self-pleasure is a private act, and when that privacy is unexpectedly disrupted, it’s bound to bring up a lot of emotions.