Why this song is on this list: Not only does this sound like The Fame–era Gaga (which, duh, makes sense, since it was released in 2008), but it's also filled with cheeky lyrics like, "Ho ho ho, under the mistletoe / Yes, everybody knows / We will take off our clothes" and "My Christmas tree is delicious."Why this song is on this list: Because every gay of a certain age either had this CD and/or had this song on their Christmas mix CD.Why this song is on this list: Because every gay can relate to the "Santa, tell me if you're really there / Don't make me fall in love again if he won't be here next year" chorus. Why this song is on this list: Because there's nothing gay people love more than an empowering breakup song by a pop diva.Why this.