“Lunch Table” meme began circulating earlier this week, from Twitter user @CenterLeftyPOV, asking, “Which table are you eating at?”Which table are you eating at?
pic.twitter.com/KgrPjvkP5F— Discourse Enjoyer (@CenterLeftyPOV) July 18, 2022It’s a particularly difficult question to answer in this iteration because every table proves to be heinous in its own ways.
There are monsters real and imaginary littered throughout, mixing in classic slasher villains (Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers) with nightmarish psychopaths (Ron DeSantis, Marjorie Taylor Greene).
Truly, no table is safe from at least one person who would either spew ridiculous conspiracies ad nauseam (Ted Cruz) or literally stab you in the back (also Ted Cruz).There is, however, one seat that would at least put you next to two unimpeachable legends: Mariah Carey and Elvira.