ABOVE: Then, and now. BELOW: Keep reading for Ted Cruz fucking up, a hot new Django, Demi Lovato's brain damage, Cuomo's damage control and more ...
Django ... uncut? (GIF via GIPHY) MY NEW PLAID PANTS: Matthias Schoenaerts is stepping into a classic Franco Nero role, and your new plaid pants will be tented over it.
YAHOO!: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) and his Trump-anointed “ugly” wife, plus their kids, fled to a resort in Cancun while millions of Texas are freezing to death amid unprecedented winter weather and a grid failure.
You can't make this shithead up. Cruz's approval numbers were already weak prior to this. Bet they're going way down — to the DEEP SOUTH after.