ABOVE: Trump's got so many court challenges coming at him, he'll feel like every pussy he ever grabbed. BELOW: Keep reading for Ivanka's stinginess with the crapper, Trump's send-off dreams, Biden's relief plan, Mrs.
Rogers dies and more ... Any questions?! (GIF via Daily Beast) WAPO: Ivanka Trump is so hung up on her private potty time she has refused for years to allow Secret Service to use any of her home's bathrooms, causing the U.S.
government to rent a space for $3,000 a month so agents can have a place to ... go. HUFF POST: Biden's initial aid plan for COVID-19 includes $1,400 checks (direct payments), a vaccine plan and extending boosted unemployment.