The sinking island Matt Gaetz lives on appears to be getting lonelier and lonelier with each passing day.A new report from Business Insider claims the few friends he has left in the world are all paranoid about texting him because they assume the FBI is monitoring his communications.We know what you’re probably thinking: Matt Gaetz has friends???
And, believe it or not, he does! Or, he did until he became ensnared in that whole teen sex trafficking scandal earlier this year.Now, they’re all abandoning ship.Related: The latest turn in Matt Gaetz’s teen sex trafficking case probably has him wetting the bed“They know that there’s a massive investigation going on,” one friend of Gaetz tells Insider. “That makes people hesitant to reach.