Ask Howard • 04-16-21
Here’s a cruelest-month, April bouquet to sniff, my little rainbow blossoms: Our global human population is now metastasizing by 200,000 freshly-hatched new inhabitants … per day! Now — the excuses. As in, if you’re 16 or older and still haven’t received at least your first Rona-wilting shot by this point, why? Since March 29, of the 22 million Texans over 16, virtually anyone can get vaccinated. You’re living in America, remember? Where Joseph Biden is, thankfully, now president, and we have a surplus of vaccines. Plenty to go around. So, kiss the ground you walk on, kids, ’cause the quicker we all get vaccinated, the more President Biden’s promised Fourth of July celebrations just might, indeed, be “back to normal” this year.