This just in: Rep. Matt Gaetz has a new book out… though we hesitate to use the word “book” since it reads more 244 pages of emails and text messages about his dating life (or lack there of).In Firebrand: Dispatches from the Front Lines of the MAGA Revolution, the antigay Representative from Florida talks about how he “arrived in D.C.
as a single man after a couple of long-term relationships that didn’t work out” and has had to be extra careful about who dates since people are awful and nobody can be trusted.Though he would like to settle down eventually, Gaetz says Donald Trump makes being a single man in Washington, D.C.