STRICTLY Come Dancing is the apple of the BBC’s eye. One that’s rotten to its core . . . Yep, the Beeb has pulled a blinder — convincing us the show is woker and woker when, in reality, it’s Hunger Games on speed.
Forget the rictus grins, the jazz hands, the fake tan, the sequins. And don’t be fooled by the cutesy on-camera camaraderie with Tess and Claudia.
Oh no. Strictly is one big hot mess of tears, tantrums and terrifying ambition. Not to mention conjugal dissolution. Marriages break, illicit fantasies flourish and celebs are bullishly critiqued like cattle at market.
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