Ask Howard • 05-20-22
dallasvoice.comThe BB revival Things are beginning to break down … Uhm, well, kidz, summer’s here! Close enough, in any case — if not by the calendar, then certainly by the thermometer.
The dawn of June’s nowhere in sight and already we’re diddling three-digit highs? Has torpidity turned squatter? Hey, it’s summertime, y’all.
The livin’s supposed to be easy! Whatever happened to just kickin’ back, relaxing and watching some decent porn, you ask? Well, lean back, kick your shoes off, whip your cock out, and I’m gonna tell you whatever happened to them good old days.
First up, though, we gotta wade through all the litigiousness disclaimers. After all, who are we to suppose nobody would even think to stoop so low as to actually sue an X-rated film house for causing you mental trauma upon watching, unforewarned, what you’d paid them good money to get to see in the first place?
