Tired of going out in costume for Halloween? And fed up with rules about what you can show and what must be covered? Now you, or rather your penis, can phone it in.
CamSoda, an adult entertainment company, announced a costume contest for your penis. And all you have to do is dress him up and send a photo in to enter the first Cockstume Contest.
Winners will receive a year’s worth of CamSoda tokens to use for their model shows. Costumed penii — is that the correct plural of penis?
My AP Stylebook doesn’t say — will be judged by a panel of “cam girls” from DickRatings.com. CamSoda explains these judges usually rate genitals based on their natural appearance.