While One Million Moms bemoan Kellogg’s Pride cereal, the real question is what politicians does the company donate to I’ve gone from grocery store to grocery store, buying up every box of the Kellogg’s Together With Pride cereal, and I have them all listed on eBay.
I’m kidding: I did not do that. Although apparently, some people did, because good luck getting a box of this sweet, heart-shaped crunchiness online for less than $20 a box.
This pisses me off, frankly. As a card-carrying member of The Homosexual Agenda, I should be entitled to at least one box of Pride cereal.
But apparently, Pride has just become too popular. I should have known that the completely real and official Homosexual Agenda’s, um, agenda to make every single person