Our anthem should be something our most esteemed members of society, gay men and their mothers, can enjoy.Because nothing goes off quite like early 2010s Kelly Rowland.
Let's commemorate that!Yes, that would put our National Anthem at over six minutes and only a chosen few would know the lyrics, but damn, that would be iconic.
Kelly could cover "Baby Shark" and I'd stand proud and salute the flag to that. Because Tinashe's name on the National Anthem will finally give her the recognition she derserves.Because the National Anthem should have one of pop's finest bridges.Yes, Fifth Harmony is (one of the messiest) girl groups of all time, but damn, this really is an anthem.
Arguably Mariah's gayest song. Very deserving of the title of Gay National Anthem. Also, replace the founding fathers on that South Dakota monument with Bianca.I would also be okay with this being our "Pledge of Allegiance."This is probably the filthiest song ever written, it's fitting for a Gay National Anthem.Start to finish, I wouldn't be mad about a 50-minute National Anthem if it was this.The Aly & AJ gays would riot if it wasn't on this list, so here it is.Because this wouldn't be a BuzzFeed list without a mention of the queen of soul, Stacie Orrico.Because I've always thought the National Anthem should be something you can dance to.Because this and "Coconuts" would be fine by me.Because it's nice to remember a pre-Blake Shelton Gwen :)Fourscore and twenty-something years ago Mandy Moore snuck "nothing but panties in my pocket" into a song and I've been thinking about it since.It would also be cool to have a National Anthem with Say-My-Name-esque freeze dancing like they do in the music video.Because the Gay National Anthem should be impossible for.