P.S.: Wash your hands. Often Public Service Announcement: Wash your hands — more than you already do. And get yourself a bottle of rubbing alcohol and some cotton balls and swab down your phone on the daily.
As an expert on disease transmission recently said on “This Podcast Will Kill You,” there is definitely poop on your phone. You’re welcome.
So. Coronavirus. Not good. But also not something to panic about. At least, not yet. Who knows? Maybe it will be the thing to wipe out civilization.