Be sure to follow these tweeters for an A+ timeline!found a husband maybeMy lube spilled in my drawer and got all over my lighter, which I realized when I went to light a candle and it slipped out of my hand and I got burned.
Happy Friday.PLEASE SEE BELOW FOR THE MOST EMBARRASSING PROFESSIONAL MOMENT OF MY ENTIRE LIFEI did not get the gay gene when it comes to gift wrapping.
I wrap presents like a t*pRecently had pumpkin spice lattes in the park with a boy which is actually gayer than anal sexIm giving out poppers to trick or treaters this yearWhen the poppers hit https://t.co/ZJ3VrTLy5yGod adding narcissism when creating gaysMe calling my therapist after seeing my two exes on a dateGays coming back from a cruising session:....No one: Gay