From allergies to interviews to guppies Happy Pride month y’all. So, this is what is going on with me so far this month: Apparently, pollen has decided it is celebrating Pride in my fucking face.
Every tree, flower or weed has bukkaked me without consent. I’m thinking of letting my nose hairs grow out a few inches as a defense mechanism to protect my interface.
Allergies get me every year, but this season has been a rough one. At times it feels like someone is blowing up a balloon in my head.Read more on dallasvoice.com