Pouches, tucks and tape Hello all. Today is a beautiful day, or so it seems from the window. I refuse to go outside because of my extreme hate of the heat and the almost instantaneous case of Swampass I get if I venture too far out into the light.
Swampass is very similar to Longball but farther back. Longball is an affliction men suffer from when they reach maturity where, when heated, their testicles hang lower and lower.
The older you get the longer they get. I’m not sure if the ballsack is stretching because of gravity slowly pulling said sack earthward, or if it is your body’s way of trying to cool the boys.