Not everyone feels ready to be out and proud—and some people find it safer in the closet—so they try to mimic straight antics to nudge their Kinsey rating lower.And while some closeted folks pashuttss for straight naturally, it’s a constant struggle for others!Queer guys described their ill-advised attempts at hetero behavior on Reddit recently after a user asked r/askgaybros followers to name “the ‘stupidest’ thing you’ve done or not done while in the closet to … not seem gay.”Related: Straight people: These are the things LGBTQ people wish you understoodHere’s a selection of comments from that thread, editing for readability.“Adding adult stars to my Top 8 on MySpace.”“I have and still do go out of my way to use gender-neutral pronouns.