Hey guys, Rosie O’Donnell would like to alert everyone to the fact that we might actually be under alien attack
#ufoRosie’s not wrong. Few people seem to give a sh*t, but can you really blame them? We’ve all been through a LOT these last few years–a global pandemic, social unrest, a failed government coup, economic inflation, etc., etc., etc..
There are only so many f*cks people can give before eventually they surrender themselves to aliens. Apparently, we’ve reached that point.According to the White House, there is “no indication” of extraterrestrial activity related to the alarming number of aerial intruders shot down from the sky over the last week and a half.White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told reporters this week, “I just want to make sure we address this from the White House.
I know there have been questions and concerns about this, but there is no, again, no indication of aliens or extraterrestrial activity with these recent takedowns.”But Air Force Gen.
Glen VanHerck, who heads U.S. Northern Command and North American Aerospace Defense Command, had a slightly different take when asked if aliens might be preparing to invade the planet.“I haven’t ruled anything out at this point,” he told reporters over the weekend. “We continue to assess.”Meanwhile, here’s what Twitter’s been saying…Some good advice from the aliens.
