Everyone gets nervous when taking their new boyfriend or girlfriend to meet their parents for the first time. But last weekend John Longland and his boyfriend Joao had a night they’ll never forget.
It ended in a pool of dogs’ poo and vomit – with his stepdad gushing blood from his neck. And the humiliations didn’t even end there.
He tells GSN: ‘Joao and I have been together for nine months. He’s met my family before, but this was the first time we’d decided to stay over.’ They had a ‘super cute