ABOVE: Mother Nature said, “Gay rights!” BELOW: Keep reading for Michael B. Jordan, Elvira, a gay Independent in California, John Waters > Donald Trump and more ...
Step 1 ... single! Step 2 ... needs to be gay. (GIF via GIPHY) SOCIALITE LIFE: So ... Michael B. Jordan is single. I can see why she feared her audience might not be thrilled to learn she is into chicks and is a mommy. (GIF via GIPHY) VARIETY: Cassandra Peterson, Elvira to you, is opening up about the freedom she has felt since coming out as lesbian.
She's also telling Variety why she waited until her 70s. I'd love to ask her about her relationship with Bill Cable! EXTRATV: Orlando Bloom's still got those cum-gutters.
THE GUARDIAN: John Waters says Trump has positively ruined ... bad taste. ESPN: St. Louis Cardinals rookie Brendan Donovan is ever-so-sorry for homophobic old tweets. (But also, like, he's 25 and they were from 2011 and 2013.) HUFF POST: Gay mom who was a Republican — UNTIL 2018 — now trying to pass herself off as an Independent.