If you’re searching for a fresh audition monologue, look no further! This conspiracist Christian woman recently crashed a library meeting to regurgitate Fox News talking points in epic fashion, and the full speech is perfect for showing your range.The woman isn’t from Maury County, Tennessee, rather having just moved from Indiana, but she sure felt comfortable storming into their local library discussion over LGBTQ books to tell these officials how to run their county.No one can say she didn’t say her piece:We get the regular ole’ “think of the children”/”queerness is pedophilia” rigamarole that one can currently expect at any discussion on LGBTQ books in public libraries.“We moved here from Indiana to start our family,” she states. “I will not raise kids in a county that has sexual oriented books on the counter!”“We live not for heaven but from heaven.
What that means is when perversion permeates our county, that is when the devil gets our children.”Related: Iowa homophobes force the only library in their city to close, because how dare people learn thingsThis is where she starts going a bit off the rails.
Folks familiar with Christians know that when someone starts talking about the Book of Revelation “occurring right before our eyes”, they’re a little too far gone.By the time we get to the allegedly related remark about “so many illegal aliens here who are bringing fentanyl,” the rails are no longer in sight.Then it’s on to predictions of civil war and the collapse of a “fifth pillar” of the United States, saying, “The fifth pillar — how you take ahold of a country — is you don’t send a platoon from the north, east, south, and west.