You’re not a Plant Gay™️. You’re a 30-year old who went to Lowe’s with no self-control.I-Prom was 7 years ago and it was good to just subtly fit in as one of the lads xI feel bad for straight people they’ve had to go through this WHOLE quarantine while also being straightGays listen to the cure by lady gaga once and think covid is overme, a gay with no financial background whatsoever after 1 sip of my cold brew as I make an illegal left hand turn: has anyone checked the stock marketMuch like the actor Darren Criss, fireworks are gay in theory but straight in practice.gays deleting grindr every weeki have straight friends i just don’t support itmy niece just asked me if i’m ever gonna get a girlfriend.