There is a hot girl sitting at the bar and you can’t take your eyes off of her. You also realize the rest of the room also sees her, and many of them are considering their approach, so you have to act fast.
Doing nothing and contemplating how nice it would be to speak with her and have her choose you as her companion for the evening, will leave you with just that … nothing.
So, you decide to pour your drink all over yourself and display a monkey-esque style of walking toward her. Disgusted, this beauty stares at you and slowly moves away.
That is exactly how it feels to apply for a job through an online site, knowing there is no way anyone will look at or even consider your resume.