Pontoon boats, bathroom remodels and Y’ALL Y’all it’s hot! On top of a pandemic, it’s hot. I know I am stating the obvious, it being Texas and all.
But it’s hard for me to be motivated to do things already, then you throw in this swamp ass-inducing heat, and I just lay around looking like Jabba in his lair.
That is actually a good analogy: Jabba on his desert planet of Tatooine and me in Texas. At this point we probably look pretty similar, too.
Another declaration I am going to make that you all already know is that 2020 has been a difficult year. The year 2020 can suck my dick.