J.D. Vance wants to outlaw adult entertainment instead of assault weapons and the jokes write themselves
Another conservative politician has spoken out strongly against adult entertainment in the face of all of the other actual issues our country is facing, and people are laughing to keep from pulling their hair out.Hillbilly Elegy author and, somehow, Senate candidate J.D.
Vance was quoted in a recently unearthed article from fearmonger rag Crisis Magazine as saying he wanted to outright ban adult content.
Surprising that he’d take this route after how poorly received that tactic was for his contemporary Senator Josh Hawley, but not-so-great minds think alike.Vance went on to say, “I think the combination of [adult entertainment], abortion have basically created a really lonely, isolated generation that isn’t getting married, they’re not having families, and they’re actually not even totally sure how to interact with each other.”This is just the latest widely discovered statement from Vance which, on top of his steadily right-wing trending political agenda, has people totally fed up:Ohio senate candidate JD Vance wants to ban porn.Which will make it tougher for JD Vance to go fuck himself.— Steve Hofstetter (@SteveHofstetter) May 31, 2022THIS JUST IN: U.S.
Senate candidate JD Vance has called for a total ban on porn in America.“As Republicans we strongly feel that genitalia should only be directly viewed in the privacy of a well-regulated home cocaine orgy.” said the artificially-flavored loaf of bumpkin bread— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) May 31, 2022Ted Cruz wanted to ban dildos and now JD Vance wants to ban porn.They don’t want their wives finding out that they’re supposed to climax.— (@antifaoperative) May 31, 2022This is just a ploy to get me type “JD Vance pornography” into a search bar you fuckin freaks— Jon Lovett.
