Naked and Afraid seriously injured his phallus. Again.His name is Sam Mouzer, a mental health counselor and military veteran from the UK, and his appendage just might have the worst luck in the world.Subscribe to our newsletter for a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.For the uninitiated, the Discovery Channel reality series follows groups of survivalists fending for themselves in the wilderness for weeks at a time, billed as “the ubiquitous survival show” stripped down to its “bare essentials.” (Obviously, they’re naked for its entirety, with the help of some pesky blurs!)A post shared by Sam Mouzer (@sammouzer)Unfortunately, that means players’ “twig and berries” are exposed to, well, actual twigs, berries.
And for Mouzer apparently, bugs. After competing on the show last year, the 39-year-old returned for the supersized Naked and Afraid XL, currently airing Sundays on Discovery and available to stream on Max.And with nothing but his birthday suit in the Colombian wilderness, he reveals the worst has happened in a preview of this week’s episode.“Oh no, I’ve got a dick tick,” he whines in the clip, complaining that his member is “not even the biggest target.” LOL.We’re not gonna lie, the pain looks pretty excruciating and Mouzer paints a pretty good picture of how it feels, telling his mates that it’s “trying to eat away at my helmet.”Eventually, a medic for the series has to intervene in removing the little friend from Mouzer’s, uh, little friend. (Note to self: always carry tick-repellent.)But the craziest part of it all is this isn’t the first time Mouzer’s penis has been a topic of discussion on the show.
Or a victim of trauma.During his first excursion in Season 15, he roughed it out in New Mexico with Austrian YouTuber Lilly Jammerbund.