They say admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. Unfortunately, Rudy Giuliani isn’t quite there yet.“I’m not an alcoholic,” the former Mayor of New York told a local media outlet this week in another completely unhinged and unnecessary interview. “I’m a functioning!
I probably function more effectively than 90 percent of the population!”Asked whether he’s ever given an interview whilst intoxicated, Giuliani first said “never” then quickly amended his answer to say, um, actually he doesn’t think he has but he’s not 100% sure.“I don’t think I’ve ever done an interview drunk,” he said. “I mean, I drink normally.