That time Lindsay Lohan was abducted by a sadistic serial killer, escaped, and then became a stripper
I Know Who Killed Me is not one of those movies.The 2007 film, which came out 15 years ago this week and stars Lindsay Lohan, tells the story of Aubrey, a creative writer who gets abducted and tortured by a serial killer but escapes.
When found, she re-emerges as Dakota, a tough-as-nails b*tch who is also a stripper for no reason!When my editor first asked me to watch this movie, I was stoked.
You see, I’ve been a Lindsay Lohan stan for as long as I can remember. Though she’s only four years older than me, Lindsay played a very formative role in my upbringing as a pop culture-obsessed homosexual.
When it was released in 1999, The Parent Trap became my religion. In 2003, Freaky Friday became my bible. And then in 2004, holy sh*t, Mean Girls became my father, son, and holy spirit.
