I’ll be honest, as thrilled as I was to be watching the premiere of AMC’s Interview with the Vampire last week—and I was pretty darn thrilled—I was really just kind of impatiently waiting to get to the part where Louis and Lestat are vampire husbands.
In Episode 2, though, we’re in full-on fang-bang mode. Louis is (un)dead and… well, maybe not loving it, but Lestat sure seems to be having a blast in the past.But first, present day times: Daniel is still in Dubai looking at a pretty painting that one of Louis’s super snooty 2022 alive servants tries to art-splain to him.
Apparently, it is by some dude named Marius who literally no one anywhere has ever heard of ever at all. (Happy Easter, Vamp Peers, that is an egg for you!)Anyway, over dinner, Louis tells Daniel all about how right after turning into a vampire in 1910, he started to feel all wonky.“Oh, that’s just your body being wonky because you’re dead now,” Lestat helpfully explains in 1910 as they dispose of the also dead—but, like, really dead—bodies of those priests he murdered.
Also, he’s like, “Pro-tip, don’t drink blood dripping out of dead people or else you die too but for real.” Got it. No dead blood…Wait wait wait… Literally, we just saw 2022 Louis about to eat blood out of a ziplock baggie!