17 Comebacks From Cameron Tucker From "Modern Family" That Made Me Go "SLAYYY"
Cameron: "Wow you did it."Mitchell: "What?"Cameron: "You made figure skating sound even gayer."Mitchell: "Tonight is the magnificent Lyrid meteor shower."Cameron: "It's where the planet geek passes through the nerdy way." Mitchell: "To us, alone at last."Cameron: "We both look very handsome tonight."Mitchell: "You know, if you- If you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, So do you."Cameron: I couldn't take that chance.
I wanted to get off on the right foot. Mitchell: "Aren't you going to change into a working man's outfit?"Cameron: "I don't think workmen really call them outfits."Mitchell: "She wants us to buy Lily a Blackberry."Cam: "She doesn't have the dexterity for that!"Mitchell: "No, the lengths that we're going to for a stuffed animal.
You know, Cam, maybe it's time Lily learned about loss."Cameron: "No, she's 3, and I know. Do you know how many times I had to say goodbye to a furry friend on the farm?"Mitchell: "And didn't it make you stronger?"Cameron: "Yeah, because I was a growing boy and they were chock-full of protein.
But it was still heartbreaking." Mitchell: "When did we decide that Lily could go to Disneyland? I thought we were gonna talk about this."Cameron: "She's missing one day of school.
