Bradley Cooper transformed into gay composer Leonard Bernstein and suddenly I’m attracted to him
Maestro, the unthinkable has happened: I have started to find Bradley Cooper sexually interesting.That’s right: Bradley Cooper—heretofore known as the straightest straight man on planet Earth, a man who seems to have never once washed his hair or learned how to fully button his shirts—has become hot.
I don’t know how this happened, but I’m guessing Leonard Bernstein has something to do with it. From the set of Maestro pic.twitter.com/RFSZb1aX1i— Netflix (@netflix) May 30, 2022I mean come on.
Look at that. Look what happens when you introduce a straight man to basic grooming. Did JVN make an appearance on set to tell Cooper to stop washing his face with battery acid?
Did this man take an actual shower? Or does black and white cinematography cover a multitude of sins? I’m guessing it’s a combination of all three.
