If I were a rich queen … Hey y’all. I have just been sitting here mad because I didn’t win that big lottery a couple of weeks ago.
C’mon universe! Please let me win the lottery! With my luck, the day I win the lottery, I’m gonna keel over dead the next day. (Thanks Alanis Morissette for putting that in my head.) We all do it, of course.
We fantasize about what we would do if we suddenly became billionaires. Everyone says they would immediately quit their job and never work again, but not me. (Or should it be ‘Not I’? … Who cares!) I wouldn’t quit my job.
Could you imagine the costumes I’d have if I won the lottery? I’d have a full-time person to make me fully-beaded and rhinestoned hooker dresses.