This vintage Shake Weight commercial is making a comeback just in time for Hot Gay Summer™
reintroducing the Shake Weight! Subscribe to our newsletter for a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.The supposed miracle piece of workout equipment was big in the early aughts, promising customers with full body results in just six minutes.
That’s right: six minutes! You see, ordinary weights only isolate one muscle, whereas the Shake Weight “harnesses double inertia to redefine strength training.”The extraordinary statement must be true.
It’s in the company’s very homoerotic commercial!Instantly, viewers are treated to the gay-friendly content. Really ripped men are stroking the Shake Weight in their hands, moving the device with fervor, and grunting by how hard it’s working their bodies.“This is Shake Weight for men,” the announcer declares. “And it’s going to Kick.
Your. Butt.”We may need a proper warmup before we dive in. The “Shake Weight Revolution” sounds a little aggressive.The Chippendale dancers stared in their own “Muscle Motion” classic.
