How to do the wrong thing right One recent Saturday morning, in the flashy pink neon glow of the fabulously retro Lucky’s Café, I posed this following impromptu question to total strangers: “Aside from basic species-survival needs — food, shelter and ejaculating into a fertile vagina — what are five things that you just can’t live without?” Stunningly, the same five answers popped up over and over, with near assembly-line regularity: 1.
Porn; 2. The gym; 3. My phone; 4. My dog; 5. Music. Now, this wouldn’t necessarily come as surprising, considering the area of town in which my very scientific survey was conducted.