Calling all iced coffee lovers & Madonna fans! Gay guys list the stereotypes that have them nailed
asked the r/AskGayBros users which gay stereotypes were “100 percent true” in their cases.And if the responses were laid out on a grid, we’d have already won drag queen bingo by now.
Probably five times over.So order yourself a cup of iced coffee, pause that Golden Girls episode, finish that text to your mother, and enjoy these too-true gay stereotypes (and if they don’t apply to you that’s ok too):“Walk fast, can’t sit normally.” (“This is the truest gay stereotype by far,” another commenter wrote. “It also annoys TF out of us when we’re stuck behind someone walking at a heterosexual pace.”)“Having more girl friends than guy friends.”“I’m a mama’s boy.”“I’m not handy.
I can’t do anything mechanical or fix-it. Totally useless with tools.”“Preferring iced coffee.” (Commented someone else: “One of my early childhood friends posted a Snapchat one day of him drinking an iced coffee, with the temperature filter overlay reading 45 degrees Fahrenheit.
I jokingly replied, ‘Is this your coming out announcement,’ which he kinda brushed off. Five years later, he hard launched his boyfriend on instagram.”)Related: How to ask if a guy is gay without asking if he’s gay, according to the Internet“I love ABBA, and I’m a huge fan!” (“ABBA was my gay awakening,” another fan commented. “No straight boy is listening to ‘Dancing Queen’ on repeat for hours.”)“I’m a people-pleaser pushover.”“Golden Girls is one of my favorite TV shows.”“I’m good at looking after kids.”“I don’t watch sports (although I follow a lot of athletes on Instagram and other social media).”“I love musicals, Cher, and Madonna.”Related: What’s the origin of the ‘well-dressed, articulate, educated gay man’ stereotype?“Lisp/speech impediment.”“I have gay voice.”“I’m super.
